This bud’s for me

A friend sent me a text while I was sleeping today, asking if I had any green I could hook him up with, as he needed to clean his place and wanted some motivation (or something). Anyway, this normally wouldn’t have been an issue, except it was  A) At 10 in the friekin morning! B) I’ve only got a bit left for this weekend , and finally, C) He’d have denied me just the same. Really, it was mainly the fact that I was running low. That’s almost like taking your roommates last beer. I admittedly have done this before, but only becouse I knew my roommate at the time wouldn’t end up drinking it for another week or two.

Anyways….. last week another friend of mine bought a houka. We were pretty unsure how they worked, and after a long, long discussion with 2 different head shop guys, we got our shit and headed back to his place to try it out. First, we tried it the traditional way with just the flavored tobacco so our non-420 friends (actually former 420 friendly friends) could try it out before they went home. Later, after that went dead, we tried a nice mix with the green. After about 20 minutes or so, we got bored and impatient, as it wasn’t working as planned. So, we lit up the water pipe and played video games. Revolving in conversation, the topic switched to the bag of crap laying on the coffee table, which turned out to be the aftermath of the vaporizer (which still works in a pipe, just not as well or as long). I brought up the idea of using it in the houka, just being patient and hanging out with it all day and seeing how it goes.

Well, sure enough, then next day my friend phoned me later than night to tell me that my idea was dead on. Damn I’m a fucking genious. Especially when I’m high.